fanon characterization is whatever to me i can ignore whatever i disagree with. unless you make them nicer and then im biting you

like. why did you fucking declaw my blorbo

after school ice cream run captured by one alfred pennyworth circa spring 2003

Girlworried girlconcerned girlstressed

[ID: a tweet by @/sapvonela that reads “you eat a fruit in the middle of summer and suddenly you are the happiest person alive”. /end ID]

babygirl i can waste time i don't even have

pulling up jstor at the bar

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

pitchfork 7.1 review: he reinvents the genre with a fresh new collection of fun and exciting tracks

pitchfork 6.9 review: he probably should have died instead of releasing this